Spank Me, I'm Sustainable - Chester Sock Yarn - 100g

I spend my normal working hours working in the climate change arena. Yep. There you have it. And sometimes it can be pretty..well, heavy. 

So, I like to let loose, have some fun, and bring a positive vibe to all that I do.. but you can't always do that in your Teams meeting- some say it's not appropriate!

Spank Me, I'm Sustainable is my rebel Greta Thunberg breaking free pre-5pm. 

A blend of cool grey and forest greens that’s as ethical as it is erotic. Dyed with love (and probably while someone was barefoot in moss), this yarn whispers “choke me with a hemp rope and tell me I lower your carbon footprint.”

Ideal for making eco-conscious merkins, toeless socks, or that "oops, I knit this in a treehouse" vibe. It’s soft, sultry, and ready to be tied up — just like you on a weekend retreat with zero phone signal.

75% Superwash Merino Wool
25% Nylon

100g Skein
425m per 100g

Yarn Base: Chester

Gauge: 2.5mm - 36sts & 50 rows

WPI: 24

All of my yarn is dyed in small one off batches, so I recommend you purchase all of the yarn you require your project. 

Although our sock yarn is superwash, we recommend handwashing, it is after all, precious goods!